This is my part of an art trade!
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this is beautiful
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(Source: hugedork)
SHIT I FORGOT WE HAVE TO STOP KONY
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
(Source: freddybenson, via ferani)
TG: because i love him
EB: and i love him too.
EB: dork.
(Source: crowmunist, via cosplayersmakingout)
jane would also make the mistake of assuming she was smarter than roxy
“I got a 300 on the test! What did you get?”
“idk lol like 320??? i think thats 100% or something i dunno fucking trigenomtry man its easy as balls”
and Jane is like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK and dirk is like I KNOW I FUCKING KNOW and then they both go home and talk about how fucking unfair it is on skype all night
meanwhile in remedial science: Jake learns how to switch on a Bunsen burner
(via airbornranchdressing)
pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day woooooiiiiiii
cons to being a jellyfish
(via moraniarty)
No, this is MY LIFE we’re talking about here. Bullies. Wolves. Musty attics. Huge spiders. Did I mention the spiders? Let me tell you, I got HELLA spiders up in this…
Fuck, this horn fell off. Dammit. Piece of shit. Wonder if there’s any glue in here… oh screw it.
Do you have any idea how much power I wield over you?? To what extent I can RUIN the shit you step in with that squeaky clean sunday loafer you use to stomp that bookmark and stamp that F5 key, day goddamn in and day fucking out??? Do you possess even the most infinitesimal kernel of cognizance for the degree to which I can make the shorn, shivering weasel that is the totem spirit representing your wretched fascination with this website squeal in heartrending remorse????
It would be so easy! I could snap my gray smudgy fingers RIGHT NOW, and make you read all the troll romance exposition segments all over again, BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.
Oh, you don’t think I’ll do it????????
The Mix of our Lives. (knock, knock, knock, knock.) hehevhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwahashdebgiuiaodkjhitdlvöfgh7v